How does the world’s jolliest man stay fit enough to climb chimneys? 1. Santa’s Morning Workout What is Santa’s favourite warm-up routine? a) Ho-Ho-Jumping Jacks b) Candy Cane Stretching c) Sleigh-Pushing Practice 2. Santa’s Gym Snack What does Santa eat during his workouts? a) Protein cookies b) Reindeer-approved energy carrots c) Magical …
How does the world’s jolliest man stay fit enough to climb chimneys?
1. Santa’s Morning Workout
What is Santa’s favourite warm-up routine?
a) Ho-Ho-Jumping Jacks
b) Candy Cane Stretching
c) Sleigh-Pushing Practice
2. Santa’s Gym Snack
What does Santa eat during his workouts?
a) Protein cookies
b) Reindeer-approved energy carrots
c) Magical marshmallows that do NOT melt
3. Santa’s Cardio Move
What helps Santa build stamina for flying around the world?
a) Running after elves who hide his hat
b) Treadmill on level “Snowstorm”
c) Dancing to “Jingle Bell Rock” at elf parties
4. Santa’s Strength Training
How does Santa stay strong enough to carry a huge sack of gifts?
a) Lifting bags of presents
b) Doing chimney pull-ups
c) Bench-pressing reindeer (light ones only!)
5. Santa’s Cool Down
How does Santa relax after a busy Christmas Eve?
a) Ice bath in the North Pole
b) Hot cocoa meditation
c) Snow-angel yoga
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ANSWER KEY (but all funny answers score points!)
- a (but c is totally believable)
- a
- c
- a
- b






